I know, we've been gone forever. And again, I know this video is of an event that is getting close to two years old. And I know you probably weren't there. Maybe you're interested in seeing what you missed.
An annoying little red headed kid from some cable television show you never watched rides around Manhattan, pretending to be a bike messenger while listening to a song you'd never listen to. Come on, you know you're going to watch the video.
HOLY CRAP! This wreck was so bad it made ESPN and the nightly news in NYC... even though the flesh being thown around is Australian... thanks to Melbourne, Australia for still enjoying velodrome racing enough to allow for these sorts of shenanigans AND for giving us Fyxomatosis.
He came, he saw, he conquered, he took photos documenting every moment of every shenanigan. Relive the greatest weekend of your life, or bear witness to photographic evidence that testifies to why you should never miss anything we promote ever again!